Shelter from the storm in a teacup.
Oh, yes...
It would seem auld Ronnie Bosch has buggered up my sidebar. Damn him! I suppose that was only to be expected though. Images of Hell and all, bound to cock things up! Otherwise it wouldn't be very Hellish, would it?
Still, if you scroll away down you'll find it near the bottom of the page. I've moved the poll into the sidebar as well, which should make it easier for you to vote. This week I want to know how many of you believe the Pope should be sainted...
I just visited the Cillit Bang website and I was severely disappointed. I was hoping for some extension of the TV ads - which I'm still pretty sure are a spoof. The site just has pictures of Veet and Senocot (will the ads pop up for these marvellous items now? Who knows...?) and nothing about Cillit Bang. Curiouser and curiouser, as one might say when falling into a rabbit hole.
Also, click the title of this post in order to claim your free sample of KY's new improved jelly. I'm intrigued by this so-called 'warming' liquid. Will it cut down my heating bills? Will it reinvigorate my sex life with squirrels? Will that thought haunt you all day? Muhahahahaaa...........!
And on a lighter note, I've almost completely resigned myself to having to get a job. I don't like this prospect, and as such haven't exactly been pushing myself in the direction of employment, but I feel the bullet is there waiting to be bit. Ten. So, if there are any people reading this with the power to give a job to someone who can spout rubbish at the drop of a mongoose, my email address can be found by clicking on the profile button (or Leonardo's face...) and I will be very happy to hear from you. Maybe. Unless you want me to make tea for David McWilliams... I bet he takes loads of sugar! And complains if there isn't enough. My, how the mighty have fallen...
Yes, The Big Bite. A fascinating show. There's Dave, a smart man with all sorts of knowledge about things who should really be presenting Prime Time or Qs&As or something, who is instead stuck in a garish daytime studio discussing nose jobs and cup sizes with the great and the good of Ireland's unemployed glitterati... It does make for distracting TV. He said bastard at least twice the day after Kevin Myers's twaddle about single mothers and loved it. That is how bad things are. His hair doesn't even look that plastic anymore!
SAVE DAVID McWILLIAMS'S CAREER!!
Give the poor man a proper job talking to experts and influential types rather than small-chested women bemoaning period pains and nipple cramps (from all the weight-lifting as they try to expand their concave torsos...)!!
ENOUGH of THAT! What do I know anyway? I'm just another crank with a blog, albeit a fantastic blog with pictures by DaVinci, Bosch and someone else on it. I think I'll hunt down some more art to put up here. Yes...
Ahem.
After searching around I found a nice picture by Francis Bacon, well, I say nice - horrible really- but unfortunately the computers here in the library are real bastards and don't like doing anything I want them to. In fact, they're so fucking clever-clever that they like to take part of a piece of HTML, change it and then say, "Oh, no, you've got that wrong. There's a bit missing!" And I'm left screaming at the screen, "Yes! I know there's something missing! Because you took it out! You fucked it up, you bastard!" To which it smirks, "What're ya gonna do about it?"
Too much gnashing of teeth is bad for your health, or so I'm told. Microsoft are probably responsible for the majority of the world's dental problems. Bill Gates is in league with the dentists... Brushing your teeth with Colgate lets Them Know Where You Are. Don't say I didn't warn you. Next time you're planning to launch a new operating system or overthrow some minor despot and They seem to know all about it before you've even begun scheming - it's probably because of your toothpaste. Tiny microprocessors containing even tinier microphones stuck to your teeth. Oh, yes, Colgate Total - lasts 24hrs, eh? I'm sure it does. That's how long the chips last before they self-destruct!
Sorry, paranoia sometimes gets the better of me. (It ain't paranoia if They are out to get you!)
*sigh* I was supposed to be typing up a French essay instead of this. So much for good intentions. My brain aches.
Check this out: http://sunsite.nus.edu.sg/wm/paint/auth/
Tons of cool stuff...
Bye.
It would seem auld Ronnie Bosch has buggered up my sidebar. Damn him! I suppose that was only to be expected though. Images of Hell and all, bound to cock things up! Otherwise it wouldn't be very Hellish, would it?
Still, if you scroll away down you'll find it near the bottom of the page. I've moved the poll into the sidebar as well, which should make it easier for you to vote. This week I want to know how many of you believe the Pope should be sainted...
I just visited the Cillit Bang website and I was severely disappointed. I was hoping for some extension of the TV ads - which I'm still pretty sure are a spoof. The site just has pictures of Veet and Senocot (will the ads pop up for these marvellous items now? Who knows...?) and nothing about Cillit Bang. Curiouser and curiouser, as one might say when falling into a rabbit hole.
Also, click the title of this post in order to claim your free sample of KY's new improved jelly. I'm intrigued by this so-called 'warming' liquid. Will it cut down my heating bills? Will it reinvigorate my sex life with squirrels? Will that thought haunt you all day? Muhahahahaaa...........!
And on a lighter note, I've almost completely resigned myself to having to get a job. I don't like this prospect, and as such haven't exactly been pushing myself in the direction of employment, but I feel the bullet is there waiting to be bit. Ten. So, if there are any people reading this with the power to give a job to someone who can spout rubbish at the drop of a mongoose, my email address can be found by clicking on the profile button (or Leonardo's face...) and I will be very happy to hear from you. Maybe. Unless you want me to make tea for David McWilliams... I bet he takes loads of sugar! And complains if there isn't enough. My, how the mighty have fallen...
Yes, The Big Bite. A fascinating show. There's Dave, a smart man with all sorts of knowledge about things who should really be presenting Prime Time or Qs&As or something, who is instead stuck in a garish daytime studio discussing nose jobs and cup sizes with the great and the good of Ireland's unemployed glitterati... It does make for distracting TV. He said bastard at least twice the day after Kevin Myers's twaddle about single mothers and loved it. That is how bad things are. His hair doesn't even look that plastic anymore!
SAVE DAVID McWILLIAMS'S CAREER!!
Give the poor man a proper job talking to experts and influential types rather than small-chested women bemoaning period pains and nipple cramps (from all the weight-lifting as they try to expand their concave torsos...)!!
ENOUGH of THAT! What do I know anyway? I'm just another crank with a blog, albeit a fantastic blog with pictures by DaVinci, Bosch and someone else on it. I think I'll hunt down some more art to put up here. Yes...
Ahem.
After searching around I found a nice picture by Francis Bacon, well, I say nice - horrible really- but unfortunately the computers here in the library are real bastards and don't like doing anything I want them to. In fact, they're so fucking clever-clever that they like to take part of a piece of HTML, change it and then say, "Oh, no, you've got that wrong. There's a bit missing!" And I'm left screaming at the screen, "Yes! I know there's something missing! Because you took it out! You fucked it up, you bastard!" To which it smirks, "What're ya gonna do about it?"
Too much gnashing of teeth is bad for your health, or so I'm told. Microsoft are probably responsible for the majority of the world's dental problems. Bill Gates is in league with the dentists... Brushing your teeth with Colgate lets Them Know Where You Are. Don't say I didn't warn you. Next time you're planning to launch a new operating system or overthrow some minor despot and They seem to know all about it before you've even begun scheming - it's probably because of your toothpaste. Tiny microprocessors containing even tinier microphones stuck to your teeth. Oh, yes, Colgate Total - lasts 24hrs, eh? I'm sure it does. That's how long the chips last before they self-destruct!
Sorry, paranoia sometimes gets the better of me. (It ain't paranoia if They are out to get you!)
*sigh* I was supposed to be typing up a French essay instead of this. So much for good intentions. My brain aches.
Check this out: http://sunsite.nus.edu.sg/wm/paint/auth/
Tons of cool stuff...
Bye.
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