Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Here's a swindle.

OK, so I've been blogging on MySpace for the last while — and not even very often. So, I'm going to make another attempt to resurrect this mofo, starting with a survey which may fill in the gaps left by my absence.

Enjoyez vous…

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Stephen
Birthday:Coupla weeks back
Birthplace:Belfast
Current Location:Holland
Eye Color:bluey sort of
Hair Color:Blondey
Height:180m-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:Leftie
Your Heritage:Don't have any, I am a time capsule.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Still wearing 'em. Weird Nike things, black, white and leathery.
Your Weakness:Is my sweetness?
Your Fears:Don't need to be broadcast.
Your Perfect Pizza:A hot one.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Bringing The Things to Amsterdam for Halloween.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LMAO — I don't use IM!
Thoughts First Waking Up:Aw, shite…
Your Best Physical Feature:My arse
Your Bedtime:Other people's waketime
Your Most Missed Memory:Can't remember. It's missing…
Pepsi or Coke:Fanta or Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King:The King
Single or Group Dates:One at a time, ladies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Neither — yik!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee (actually koffie, but let's not get bogged down)
Do you Smoke:Only if I've been going really fast.
Do you Swear:Fuckin' A!
Do you Sing:Only when I'm showering.
Do you Shower Daily:Only when I'm singing.
Have you Been in Love:Have been. Am. Will be.
Do you want to go to College:Never again.
Do you want to get Married:Not especially.
Do you belive in yourself:There's a big question… I'm not sure I believe in anything, never mind me!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only when in motion.
Do you think you are Attractive:Do I fancy myself? Yes, I am a hottie and I would give me a reach-around anytime.
Are you a Health Freak:I have freaky health, does that count?
Do you get along with your Parents:Mostly.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Depends on whether I'm out in it or not.
Do you play an Instrument:I play Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Em… Yes, but not much.
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes, a lot.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:What a loaded question. I bet lots of people say no to this one, when in fact they've been amped up on caffeine and nicotine and alcohol and such. Me, I will say 'Yes!' because it's true. Lots of drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I've been living with the same woman for nearly two years — I think she might notice if I did that sort of thing.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yup.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I have never and will never eat a box of Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes, Liz made it and it was lovely. I have some shop stuff too. I love the maki.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Don't think so…
In the past month have you been Dumped:Unless you count the NUJ snubbing me, no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:It's winter! Finding a stretch of water around here that isn't solid is hard enough, never mind plunging oneself into it once you have. Brr…
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Who is this survey for? Is my door going to be kicked in if I say yes? I'll say no.
Ever been Drunk:Ever been sober would be a better question.
Ever been called a Tease:Only when teasing.
Ever been Beaten up:Only when being smaller and weaker than the beater-upper.
Ever Shoplifted:Don't think so… Unless you count plecs, but I don't.
How do you want to Die:Interestingly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Bit late to start wondering that now, but if I had to choose I'd say Elric.
What country would you most like to Visit:Netherlands — oh, wait!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:In a boy/girl? Well… Don't care/irrelevant (Liz's are blue and very nice)
Favourite Hair Color:Don't have one…
Short or Long Hair:Long or short.
Height:Some.
Weight:Some.
Best Clothing Style:Nudie.
Number of Drugs I have taken:384
Number of CDs I own:I lost count years ago.
Number of Piercings:None.
Number of Tattoos:None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:None.

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