Green, like snot?

I just realised I haven't insulted anyone from the Irish Green Party in a while — the sell-out cunts.

So, I went to look around for some reason — any reason, really — to have a go at them. This was the best I could do:



John Gormley looks a bit like…



Zelda from Terrahawks!

I know, weak… Still, how long can you go on about the party that stood on an anti-Fianna Fail platform, pledging not to go into government with them under any circumstances, only to do just that when the dust settled? It was over a year ago now, can I not get over it? Evidently not.

I'm pleased as punch that Gormley and his friends are now in charge of the very environmental disasters they railed against for so many years. Now, if there's a shitty job to be done — an incinerator to be built behind a nursery, a landfill in Cork city centre, helping Shell to rape the Irish west coast for oil and gas nobody in the country'll ever benefit from thanks to another Fianna Fail cunt — Comhaontas Glas is your Gang.

Here's MORE about Corrib, cos it's funny.

Anyway, yes, I blame it all on Trevor Sargent, who made the bold promise that he would not lead his party into government with FF. He sealed the deal, then he resigned as leader and took a junior ministry. Er…



Last time I was in Dublin I was walking with Declan, near the dept. of the Taoiseach, when we espied Trev walking towards us. I can't even begin to describe the level of self control it took not to scream, "cunt, Cunt, CUNT!!!" at him. We got by without incident, but only because Dec has to deal with fucks like that and does not need me making him look mad. He can do that on his own.

To be honest, I feel I'm justified in my opinion. In a world where corporate greed is the only thing that actually exists (God, democracy, hope, etc, all hoaxes, I'm afraid) it's important for parties like the Greens to stand on their principles. (In this case, they only got any seats because they swore fucking blind not to go in with the Fantastic Fucks.) Once they go, who the fuck's left?

Wha-?! Why do I care? S'good question. I might not, really, but I do like swearing, and you can't spell Green without the word Cunt.