'Ear, this is kool.

Emily & Ewa makin' sweet, sweet weirdness on the streets of Dubblenia, Oirlandio. I think I could probably sit thru a couple of hours of that…

I have been meaning to blog some blogs here for a while, but had other things a-brewin' and a boilin', so they didn't happen. However, I was struck by THIS little story.

Now, I don't know what your views on the Olympics are, and to be honest, I don't care. I have none — people can go watch that sort of stuff if they like, at least it keeps them out of church, but I have better things to do with my time. Like pick loose bits of paint off park benches.

This story bugged me, however, because it's about Olympic Piracy. Apparently (for those of you who can't be bothered actually reading the thing) the the Chinese have been pretty sharp when it comes to busting Olympic Pirates. That is: People who recorded bits of the Games and then posted them on YouTube.

Excuse me for a moment, but I seem to have things a little mixied oop here. The Olympics is an amateur event, yes? It is also, ostensibly, something meant to bring the people of the planet together in something approaching harmony (or at least a shared sense of not wanting to lose), right? It's shown by the public service broadcasters or state broadcasters in most countries — for free, or at least the license fee or whatever — innit? How can you possibly have piracy of this? Nobody owns the Olympics, unless it's everyone, so how? What? Huh? Eh?

So, there's another reason to hate the Olympics — it's run by money-loving fucks just like everything else…

Oh, actually, that reminds me of the Mormon polygamy pin:



I wish that was a joke, but it's not. Fucking Mormons. Fucking MORONS.

Fucking gullible wastes of space. Seriously. Mormons make other Christians look like geniuses.

Oh, and if any further evidence were needed that Mormonism was simply invented by an opportunistic con-MAN — just check out the four ladies surrounding the bloke. Euch. Makes me sick.

Sexist, racist and in the final analysis just plain fucking stupid:

"The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ is a collection of writings and teachings of the ancient prophets and followers of Jesus Christ who lived in the Americas from approximately 590 B.C. to 421 A.D. The Prophet Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon by divine inspiration from gold plates that he received from the angel Moroni."

How could there be followers of Jesus 600 years before the cunt was born?