Smirk

Got this email the other day. Made me chuckle.

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important, please
send this to everyone in your email list.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a
survey and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your
arse.

This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday.
I feel so stupid and cheap...